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Funny Headlines!
These are Real News Headlines where the wording gives a double meaning.
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Prostitutes Appeal to [...]

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Sweetness

By sweetness is meant sociability, civility, broadmindedness, polite speaking, cheerfulness and forbearance. It is necessary for a beautiful face to have good habits, otherwise the beauty is useless. If there is a beautiful house in a beautiful city, but only owls reside there, what is its beauty?
There may be a green tree, but if there [...]

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Mens Life … Uuff Life… :) … ?….

God created the donkey
And said to him.
“You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.”
The donkey answered:

“I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give [...]

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School days…

Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———-
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
———— ——— ——— ——— [...]

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The Greatest . . .

The greatest puzzle : LIFE
The greatest thought : GOD
The greatest mystery : DEATH
The greatest mistake : GIVING UP
The greatest need : COMMON SENSE
The greatest invention of the devil : WAR
The greatest secret of production : SAVING WASTE
The greatest bore : ONE WHO KEEPS TALKING AFTER HE HAS MADE HIS POINT
The greatest comfort : THE KNOWLEDGE [...]

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Quick Eye Test

Quick Eye Exam…
This will blow your mind…!
Just do it – don’t cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this its actually quite good.
But don’t cheat!
Count the number of F’s in the following text in 15 seconds:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?

Scroll down only after you have counted them!

OK?

How many?
[...]

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Thoughts on Friendship

“Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people move our souls to dance.
They awaken us tonew understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom.
Some people make the sky more beautiful
to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never ever the same.”

“Sometimes our light goes [...]

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God’s Perfection.

God’s Perfection…

God made the mountains
kiss the clouds
that we may look up beyond
our own small world
and strive to reach great heights.
He made the ocean wide and mighty
to remind us of the
greatness of his love
and the power of his strength.
He frosts the earth with
diamonds in the winter
to reveal the riches that
await us in heaven,
and he awakens the [...]

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w@t iz true love???

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said…no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever…and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,
and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. [...]

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Some Very Good and Very Bad Things…

Some very good and Very bad things
The most destructive habit……. ……… ……Worry
The greatest Joy……… ……… ……… ….Giving
The greatest loss…….. ……..Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work…….. …….Helping others
The ugliest personality trait……. ……Selfishness
The most endangered species….. ….Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource…. ……… ..Our youth
The greatest “shot in the arm”…….. ..Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome…. ……… ….Fear
The most [...]

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