Jokes

JOKES
Math multiplication
Teacher: why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Mr. X: You told me to do it without using tables
Biwi ko padhaunga
Mr. X: pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Mr Y: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Cigarette
Mr X apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Mr. X bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi
Break fail
Mr. X: Oh my God Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai
Truck
Mr. X: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Mr. Y: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Job as a driver :
Boss: I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Mr. X: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??
How much is DRIVING salary…?
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