Who’s the Easiest to Operate On?
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third [...]
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Jokes 4 Enjoy
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Quote
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Motivational Quote of the Day
“You get what you focus on.”
-David Justus
What Women Want in Men ??
Posted in Things to know on August 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than [...]
Daytime Sleeping
Posted in Health on August 23, 2008 | Comments Off
NARCOLEPSY ::: Daytime Sleeping
Definition
Narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder characterized by overwhelming daytime drowsiness and sudden attacks of sleep.
People with narcolepsy often find it difficult to stay awake for long periods of time, regardless of the circumstances. Narcolepsy can cause serious disruptions in your daily routine.
Some people mistakenly attribute symptoms of narcolepsy [...]
Awaiting the day
Posted in Quotes on August 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Awaiting the day
return to the classroom with the pressure
that date that is madness,
there will be banners and serpentine hard
to celebrate the day … very slack.
return today from my holiday
maybe with anger by provocations,
but this 14 is a date of congratulations
for those who come … to the salons. [...]
i NEED YOU
Posted in Quotes on August 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
LOVE HURTS
love is like a knife
it hurts when it cuts you
love is this pain in my body
it never goes away
it stays for days and days
love hurts
love is like a broken leg
it feels like it will never heal
love is like a heart attack
it surprizes you
love hurts
be ready when you fall in love
you will [...]
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